Hehee ......welcome to the "what the heck gender is my ig?" club! ;D
I know.....that doesn't help much huh? ;D
and with that ..........
Here's something I did up way back when
Home Depot
(Sung to YMCA tune, written for Sneakers)
Guana...let me look at your legs....
I said, guana, let me check for some smegs...
I said, guana, or do you have eggs..
Guana, you're driving me crazy....
Guana, what am I gonna do
I said, guana, is that smeg or is it poo?
You can be a boy, and that's just fine..
A love sock I can give for a good time...
Do I have to go to Hoooome Depot
Do I have to go to Home Depot-oh
They have everything for nestboxes to make
Oh man, what is it gonna take?
Guana, are you listening to me?
I said, guana, are those jowls that I see?
I said, guana, do you have hemipenes?
I have got to know this one thing....
Nestbox, is that what I need?
I said guana, to Home Depot do I go?
Just go there, and make a box?
Or call Jamie for a big fat love sock?
Do I have to go to Hommmme Depot
Do I have to go to Home Depot-oh
They have everything for nestboxes to make
Oh man, what is it gonna take?
Guana, um, I feel some lumps..
I said, guana, ut oh, several bumps,
Dang, potting soil and sand I need...
And a 30 gallon box to fill...
On I go to Homeee Depot....
On I go to Home Depot-oh..
It's a good thing that I have,10% card in hand..
So I can make as may nestboxes it takes....
Hooommme Depoootttt
Hooommmmeeee Depooott-oohhhh
biology.lsa.umich.edu/research/labs/ktosney/file/BDpoems.html