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Post by joseph2 on Apr 25, 2004 9:07:32 GMT -8
Hey all. Which of the following three scares you the most when you're receiving 'The look'. My wife has a look that could freeze hell, and usually sends satan running for the hills. (God, I hope she doesn't read this) Now, when the cat doesn't want to bothered and I do anyway, she has this look in her eye like, "Drop dead you friggin' idiot". Then there's Zilla. He gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Evil eye'. Sometimes when I approach his habitat and he doesn't want to be bothered, my lord, the look in his eyes sometimes makes me back off a couple of steps. (Ok, just exaggerating, but his look is quite dangerous) So I haven't decided which has the most impressive 'Look'. I better not pick my wife, because, well you know, the couch thing is kind of scary. So, I'd have to pick Zilla. I'm sure everyone here has experienced this wonderful phenomenon of the evil eye from their iguana. Isn't amazing the universal language of all species that we can communicate with just the right look in our eyes. And believe me, I fully understand what their saying, especially the wife. LOl Joe
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Post by dominick on Apr 25, 2004 9:21:46 GMT -8
LOL Joseph!
My wife grabs the Ig and they both give me the evil eye together! LOL
Cats aren't even allowed in my house! Wife and Ig is enough for me! ;D
Good luck to you! All us males have to stick together!
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Post by Tesa on Apr 25, 2004 9:30:15 GMT -8
My question is...... How come ya'll aren't smart enough to avoid forcing the wife/ig/cat into GIVING you the eye??
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Post by joseph2 on Apr 25, 2004 9:37:54 GMT -8
For one thing Tesa, we're male. In fact, that should be sufficient to answer that question completely. You easily forget, males and smart are a complete oxymoron; or are we the morons...hmmmmm. We just love making your lives exciting, that's all. Joe
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Post by Tesa on Apr 25, 2004 9:43:22 GMT -8
**chuckle** Well....you succeeded in avoiding it THIS time. ;D
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Post by URSULA on Apr 25, 2004 10:08:02 GMT -8
Hmmmm...My hubby is imune to my and Spyro s evil look.What should we do.Should i bite him (like Spyro did once)?
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Post by Tesa on Apr 25, 2004 10:19:27 GMT -8
YES you should bite him! I'm gonna have to give you some lessons about attitude!
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Post by joseph2 on Apr 25, 2004 10:22:28 GMT -8
Ummmm...Dom, Mark, Merlin, guys, help. Don't leave me to hang out to dry here. I somehow escaped Tesa's wrath, but I have a feeling I may have stuffed my size 12 shoe down my throat. Ursula, yes, definitly bite him...just don't kick him where it counts....OUCH! Joe
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Post by mar on Apr 25, 2004 13:38:06 GMT -8
Dude your on your own with this one.
Considering the iguana has lasted almost longer than the combined total time of both girl friends multiplied by four and the most memorable time I have had with a cat involved some small high velocity projectiles (think Prism Wolf here) I guess that I have to take the iguana. But with Bob he tries then gives up because he knows that I am in charge.
If you pick a fight only pick one with someone you know you won't need help with.
Mark
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Post by dominick on Apr 25, 2004 15:09:16 GMT -8
LOL at all of this. Tesa: "How come ya'll aren't smart enough to avoid forcing the wife/ig/cat into GIVING you the eye?? " Apparently that would require a total and complete separation of the two genders. For, in my experience, no matter how hard you try, the woman will always come up with something. It's almost like they have a need for controversy. Joseph: "You easily forget, males and smart are a complete oxymoron; or are we the morons...hmmmmm." Nice try buddy, unlike males, even niceness can't keep you out of hot water. In fact, it often makes it worse! Tesa: "**chuckle** Well....you succeeded in avoiding it THIS time." There will ALWAYS be a next time. Like a cat waiting for a mouse, they sit there perched, ready to strike. It's an inevitability! Ursula: "Hmmmm...My hubby is immune to my and Spyro's evil look.What should we do.Should i bite him (like Spyro did once)?" I want to meet this man!!!! I have a LOT to learn form him! First his ability to become immune to all of it, and second his ability to choose a woman who tolerates that! Tesa: "I'm gonna have to give you some lessons about attitude!" She's a pro, you'll be well taught. ;D Joseph: "Ummmm...Dom, Mark, Merlin, guys, help. Don't leave me to hang out to dry here. I somehow escaped Tesa's wrath, but I have a feeling I may have stuffed my size 12 shoe down my throat." Not on my watch! See, you didn't escape her wrath, rather pushed it off for a while longer. Better watch your size 12 step in the future. Mark: "Considering the iguana has lasted almost longer than the combined total time of both girl friends multiplied by four and the most memorable time I have had with a cat involved some small high velocity projectiles (think Prism Wolf here) I guess that I have to take the iguana. But with Bob he tries then gives up because he knows that I am in charge." Amen brother! I'll take the clawing, scratching and biting over the woman issues anytime!! Women's husbandry requirements are infinitely more complicated than any Iguana! Who loves you Tesa?
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Post by SurvivorSteph on Apr 25, 2004 17:37:35 GMT -8
JOE... This entire post is an excellent example of how MEN walk right into it! DUH! Did you REALLY think you could post something like that and NOT have to eat your shoe? Did a woman provoke this? NO! Was there a PMSing woman around? NO! THANK YOU for being such a shining example of MAN!
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Post by dominick on Apr 25, 2004 19:20:13 GMT -8
HEY!
How do YOU know if there were PMSing women around or not. You must have missed the last YaYa Sisterhood newsletter.
And this thread is more apt to demonstrate how women tend to pile on the poor male who asked a simple question.
Geez! Incoming hormones, take cover men!
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Post by SurvivorSteph on Apr 25, 2004 21:27:27 GMT -8
Now Dom... look at how he put his "question." He was totally asking for it You're an astute guy... surely you can see this! ;D Hey all. Which of the following three scares you the most when you're receiving 'The look'. My wife has a look that could freeze hell, and usually sends satan running for the hills. (God, I hope she doesn't read this) Now, when the cat doesn't want to bothered and I do anyway, she has this look in her eye like, "Drop dead you friggin' idiot". Then there's Zilla. He gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Evil eye'. Sometimes when I approach his habitat and he doesn't want to be bothered, my lord, the look in his eyes sometimes makes me back off a couple of steps. (Ok, just exaggerating, but his look is quite dangerous) So I haven't decided which has the most impressive 'Look'. I better not pick my wife, because, well you know, the couch thing is kind of scary. So, I'd have to pick Zilla. I'm sure everyone here has experienced this wonderful phenomenon of the evil eye from their iguana. Isn't amazing the universal language of all species that we can communicate with just the right look in our eyes. And believe me, I fully understand what their saying, especially the wife. LOl Joe
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Post by joseph2 on Apr 26, 2004 5:23:27 GMT -8
Okay, this one didn't quite go the way I wanted it to. Dom, buddy, you're riding the fence. So much for us 'guys' sticking together. Mark, Mark, Mark. Now I know what they mean by sticking your tail between your legs. And Steph, I would have to say you are astute yourself. I was asking for it. But women are known for the 'look', whether provoked or not. I probably should have phrased it differently. Now I'm not sure if you gals are really mad or not (Hopefully you can take a joke). I was really trying to focus on our iguanas and their evil eye, and how communication between different species seem to be universal. i.e. The evil look. And I'm sure we men can give some helluva looks when were in the right moods also. Gee Dom, nice to see you up here on this fence!! LOL Joe
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Post by dominick on Apr 26, 2004 5:56:55 GMT -8
Yes Joe, I am on the fence, throwing stones at the women on the other side. Better view and aim up here. ;D
I'll leave the rest to you. When you are sufficiently wounded and bloodied, I'll be there to get you some help. After I stop them from kicking you of course. LOL
Was a fun thread regardless!
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