Post by VegasIguana on May 18, 2004 6:04:03 GMT -8
Back in the day, when I had more time on my hands, I used to rewrite lyrics to fit iguana-dom.
Here's a few:
LuvSock
(to B-52's Love Shack)
If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... Love Sock! Love Sock yeah
He's headin' down the green highway, lookin' for the love getaway
Heading for the love getaway, love getaway,
He got a sock, it's as big as a whale and he's gettin' on down
With the Love Sock
He got him a Sock, got another 20
So hurry up and bring your grocery money
The Love Sock is a nice green thang where he can get it together
Love Sock baby, Love Sock bay-bee.
Love baby, that's where it's at, Ooo love baby,that's where it's at
Sign says.. Woo... stay away fools, 'cause love rules with a Love Sock!
Well it's set way back in the middle of a bed,
Just a funky old sock and he gotta get back
Smeggies on the mattress
Smeggies on the carpet
Smeggies on the front porch
Smeggies on the hallway
The LuvSock is a nice green thang where he can get it together
Luv Sock baby! Love Sock, that's where it's at!
Huggin' and a lickin', gruntin' and a lovin', wearin' next to nothing
Cause it's hot as an oven
The whole sock shimmies! The whole sock shimmies when the penes
Movin' around and around and around!
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Igs linin' up outside just to get some
Everybody's movin', everybody's gruntin' baby
Funky little sock! Funky little sock!
He hops on da Sock, he's as big as a whale and he's about to let sail!
He got his sock, got another 20
So come on and bring your grocery money.
Bang bang bang on the sock baby! Grunt a littlelouder baby!
Bang bang bang on the sock baby! I can't hear you
Your what?... Dang sock, busted!
Love Sock, baby Love Sock!
Love baby, that's where it's at
Huggin' and a lickin', dancin' and a gruntin' wiff the love sock
Great "Balls" of Fire
(to Jerry Lee Lewis' tune, was written for a friend's very ORANGE ig)
You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much nipping drives me insane
You whip your tail, then I flail
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire
I laughed at first 'cause I thought it was funny
Til you went and chased down a bunny
I've changed my mind, I'm in a bind
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire
Orange Harry, please be good
Hug your lovesock, wellllll
I want you to love it like a lover should
Your mine, in time
I'd like to tell the world that your fine fine fine fine
I chew my nails and I twiddle my thumbs
I'm really scared, cuz you've been in the sun
Your tangerine, I wanna scream
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!!
Please no Harry, love bites hurt
Let go Harry, wellllll
Ouch Harry your tail keeps me on alert
Your mine, in time
I'd like to tell the world that your fine fine fine fine
I chew my nails and I twiddle my thumbs
I'm waiting out the season, it's no fun
Chill my Harry, my orange baby
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!!
Potty Dance #5
(to Lou Bega' Mambo #5)
Jump up and down go move it all around
Shake your snout to the sound
Put your vent on the ground
Take one step left
and one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Wag your vent once
and wag your vent twice
and if it looks like this
then you are doing it right...
A little bit of collards in my life
A little bit of mustards in my side
A little bit of squash is all i need
A little bit of peas is what i see
A little of bit of basking in the sun
A little bit of heat all night long
A little bit of coaxing here i am
and then do the potty dance i can!
"Gwenny wants to have fun" (About a friend's bearded dragon, Gwenny.)
(to original tune by Cindy Lauper):
Sherbert colored under the basking light
Gwenny wakes up to see if mom's doing breakfast all right
Oh momma Jen, berries, crickets, worms, more than one
A dragon gets more than one
Oh a dragon gets more than oneeeeeeee
Some days, this pretty dragon girl
She scampers about as if she owned the whole world
Some days, she wants to play in the sun
Oh Gwen, she's a feisty one
Oh Gwen, Just wants to have
That's all she really wants
some fun
When the basking time is done
Gwen, she wants to have fun
Oh Gwen just wants to have fun
Alpha girl, she flirts with the boys all night
She watches them as they puff, prance, flash with all of their might
Oh Gwenny dear, you're having way too much fun
Cuz you don't even want one
Oh Gwen, she just wants to have
That's all she really wants
some fun
When the basking time is done
Gwen -- she wants to have fun
Oh Gwen just wants to have fun
She is number one
Gwen wants to have fun
Copyright (c) 2004. Desiree Wong. All Rights Reserved. May not be reprinted without express written permission.
Here's a few:
LuvSock
(to B-52's Love Shack)
If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... Love Sock! Love Sock yeah
He's headin' down the green highway, lookin' for the love getaway
Heading for the love getaway, love getaway,
He got a sock, it's as big as a whale and he's gettin' on down
With the Love Sock
He got him a Sock, got another 20
So hurry up and bring your grocery money
The Love Sock is a nice green thang where he can get it together
Love Sock baby, Love Sock bay-bee.
Love baby, that's where it's at, Ooo love baby,that's where it's at
Sign says.. Woo... stay away fools, 'cause love rules with a Love Sock!
Well it's set way back in the middle of a bed,
Just a funky old sock and he gotta get back
Smeggies on the mattress
Smeggies on the carpet
Smeggies on the front porch
Smeggies on the hallway
The LuvSock is a nice green thang where he can get it together
Luv Sock baby! Love Sock, that's where it's at!
Huggin' and a lickin', gruntin' and a lovin', wearin' next to nothing
Cause it's hot as an oven
The whole sock shimmies! The whole sock shimmies when the penes
Movin' around and around and around!
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Igs linin' up outside just to get some
Everybody's movin', everybody's gruntin' baby
Funky little sock! Funky little sock!
He hops on da Sock, he's as big as a whale and he's about to let sail!
He got his sock, got another 20
So come on and bring your grocery money.
Bang bang bang on the sock baby! Grunt a littlelouder baby!
Bang bang bang on the sock baby! I can't hear you
Your what?... Dang sock, busted!
Love Sock, baby Love Sock!
Love baby, that's where it's at
Huggin' and a lickin', dancin' and a gruntin' wiff the love sock
Great "Balls" of Fire
(to Jerry Lee Lewis' tune, was written for a friend's very ORANGE ig)
You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much nipping drives me insane
You whip your tail, then I flail
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire
I laughed at first 'cause I thought it was funny
Til you went and chased down a bunny
I've changed my mind, I'm in a bind
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire
Orange Harry, please be good
Hug your lovesock, wellllll
I want you to love it like a lover should
Your mine, in time
I'd like to tell the world that your fine fine fine fine
I chew my nails and I twiddle my thumbs
I'm really scared, cuz you've been in the sun
Your tangerine, I wanna scream
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!!
Please no Harry, love bites hurt
Let go Harry, wellllll
Ouch Harry your tail keeps me on alert
Your mine, in time
I'd like to tell the world that your fine fine fine fine
I chew my nails and I twiddle my thumbs
I'm waiting out the season, it's no fun
Chill my Harry, my orange baby
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!!
Potty Dance #5
(to Lou Bega' Mambo #5)
Jump up and down go move it all around
Shake your snout to the sound
Put your vent on the ground
Take one step left
and one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Wag your vent once
and wag your vent twice
and if it looks like this
then you are doing it right...
A little bit of collards in my life
A little bit of mustards in my side
A little bit of squash is all i need
A little bit of peas is what i see
A little of bit of basking in the sun
A little bit of heat all night long
A little bit of coaxing here i am
and then do the potty dance i can!
"Gwenny wants to have fun" (About a friend's bearded dragon, Gwenny.)
(to original tune by Cindy Lauper):
Sherbert colored under the basking light
Gwenny wakes up to see if mom's doing breakfast all right
Oh momma Jen, berries, crickets, worms, more than one
A dragon gets more than one
Oh a dragon gets more than oneeeeeeee
Some days, this pretty dragon girl
She scampers about as if she owned the whole world
Some days, she wants to play in the sun
Oh Gwen, she's a feisty one
Oh Gwen, Just wants to have
That's all she really wants
some fun
When the basking time is done
Gwen, she wants to have fun
Oh Gwen just wants to have fun
Alpha girl, she flirts with the boys all night
She watches them as they puff, prance, flash with all of their might
Oh Gwenny dear, you're having way too much fun
Cuz you don't even want one
Oh Gwen, she just wants to have
That's all she really wants
some fun
When the basking time is done
Gwen -- she wants to have fun
Oh Gwen just wants to have fun
She is number one
Gwen wants to have fun
Copyright (c) 2004. Desiree Wong. All Rights Reserved. May not be reprinted without express written permission.