Post by Nanshe on Sept 27, 2004 17:23:05 GMT -8
Okay - I have a problem with Elvis.
Ever since Margarita got here, he has been going N U T S !!
I love the fact that his activity level has picked up - that's the only real "positive" thing about all of this - from my perspective anyway LOL
Margarita is gravid - Elvis thinks it's his job to fertilize every Iguana egg in the world - Consequently Elvis wants Margarita in a VERY bad way!
The worst part of it is the disgusting artwork he has decorated my bedroom with the last 2 1/2 days - the substance used to paint? His poop
I had no idea he could produce THAT MUCH poop in one day! OMG LOL
I have been cleaning for 2 1/2 solid days - I have to laugh, because if I didn't, I would cry! I threatened to turn him into a belt LOL
He lives in our bedroom, and until now, was very happy with that! I would leave the door open all day & all night long, he hardly ever left the room - I would get excited when he decided to grace us with his royal presence here in the living room! NOW he spends 1/2 his day scratching at the door, and the other 1/2 painting. I mean, all over the floor, comforter, sheets, mirror, headboard, window etc... but of course, it's no where NEAR "his" stuff! The rat! LOL One day he even did this WHILE I WAS SLEEPING IN MY BED! OMG! He didn't actually paint ME, but he painted ALL AROUND ME! What the heck is THAT all about? LOL Oh man that was gross!
How do I stop this? I know he's in major breeding season, he's soooo orange - he left a very large plug for me on my head board ~ugh~ I know some people keep both male and female Ig's but HOW? How do you do it and NOT lose your sanity? LOL
Any suggestions?
~Nan
Ever since Margarita got here, he has been going N U T S !!
I love the fact that his activity level has picked up - that's the only real "positive" thing about all of this - from my perspective anyway LOL
Margarita is gravid - Elvis thinks it's his job to fertilize every Iguana egg in the world - Consequently Elvis wants Margarita in a VERY bad way!
The worst part of it is the disgusting artwork he has decorated my bedroom with the last 2 1/2 days - the substance used to paint? His poop
I had no idea he could produce THAT MUCH poop in one day! OMG LOLI have been cleaning for 2 1/2 solid days - I have to laugh, because if I didn't, I would cry! I threatened to turn him into a belt LOL
He lives in our bedroom, and until now, was very happy with that! I would leave the door open all day & all night long, he hardly ever left the room - I would get excited when he decided to grace us with his royal presence here in the living room! NOW he spends 1/2 his day scratching at the door, and the other 1/2 painting. I mean, all over the floor, comforter, sheets, mirror, headboard, window etc... but of course, it's no where NEAR "his" stuff! The rat! LOL One day he even did this WHILE I WAS SLEEPING IN MY BED! OMG! He didn't actually paint ME, but he painted ALL AROUND ME! What the heck is THAT all about? LOL Oh man that was gross!
How do I stop this? I know he's in major breeding season, he's soooo orange - he left a very large plug for me on my head board ~ugh~ I know some people keep both male and female Ig's but HOW? How do you do it and NOT lose your sanity? LOL
Any suggestions?
~Nan
